Ruin the Wish of the person above you

Granted but he is mean to you and beats you.

I wish real life was a huge metroid adventure! (that would really be awesome)

Granted, but it only lasts for one second.

I wish I was the ACP Leader.

granted but everyone quits

I wish i was the richest person on earth!

Granted but then I steal all youe money

I wish I had a pony

Granted, but it eats all of your food,money, and belongings, and runs away leaving you with nothing.

I wish that my wish would not get ruined.

granted but then you stop the topic and everyone hates you

I wish I was invincible

granted but then an elephant sits on you
i wish i had a pony

Granted, but it dies of lack of air.

I wish I had three wishes.

granted but you can only use them to make your face look like this

I wish RPF would collapse.

Granted but a Giraffe runs you over
I wish i had another pony

Granted but it eats you

I wish CP armies were like they used to be.

[Watch this (smirk)]
Not granted
I wish i was super smart

Granted but everybody else becomes even smarter!

I wish i could fly!

Granted, but you permanately break every bone in your body, preventing you from flying.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted but your wish doesn't get granted

I wish i had a sword

granted but someone kills you with it

I wish I was a member again

Granted, but you must pay all of the money in the world to keep it.

I wish I am the smartest kid in the world.

Granted, but first the world experiences a rapid decrease in iq level.

I wish I had unlimited sub days and xats on chat.

Granted, but you get banned forever on every single chat.

I wish I am having Pizza for dinner today

Granted! but it has rat and aresnic poison in it so you die!

I wish I had a chance to make CP more entertaining!

Granted, but it becomes more entertaining for everyone else and you grow so bored you quit CP altogether and join the local circus.

I wish I had the Roman Helmet

Granted, but it's cursed and you wear it and your head explodes.

I wish I wasnt sick.

Granted but your make sick even more.

I wish i was sick

Wish granted but you have AIDS and your still supposed to go to school

I wish I had more something

Granted but you get so more something you have move out of your house.


I wish i had a laptop.