The Hunt for Disney

"We gotta get out of here" Meat said as he ran for his life "there's too many!"
"EVERY LAST MAN FOR HIMSELF" one ACP soldier said as meat, saint, and clintos find an ACP warship
'saint, meat, and clint get on the warship as it is about to leave'

'Clintos trips, and the Disney n00bs take him away in a helicopter'
"NOT AGAIN!!!!!"Clintos screams

'warship sails to snow fort without clintos'
"ugh now we gotta go get clintos.. again"
'meat has a confused look on his face as he tries to figure out where clintos might be'

'Clintos punches a disney n00b out of the helicopter'
"I'm not going back to jail!"
'Clintos shoots 2 n00bs in the head and gets tackled by another, but its not over'

[Sorry this is random but I know how to kill Disney] *Walks up behind Disney Dude who's working on destroying CP]

[We all know that, just remembah all the n00bs that protect them and how hard it is to get to Disney n00blets]

Also post in the right topic next time

'meat flies to disney nooblet territory to find clintos'
"where could he be?"

Time to kill some nooblets!

'plane is shot down by nooblets'
'Seanehawk wakes up in disney jail being forced to listen to miley cyrus's newest album'

"WHAT!"
"you shall face the death penalty with your friends" Walt Disney said
...

'seanehawk sees clintos in chair next to him'
"clintos is that you?"

"ya"
'clintos's head bows down'
"cant...stay...awake..."
'clintos starts to fall asleep'

"I CAN'T TAKE THE HANNAH MONTANA ANYMORE"
'seaneahawk leaps out of chair and destroys CD player.'
"let's get out of here clintos"

'meat breaking the ropes lets clintos free, he is uncouncious and falls to the ground, luckily, he doesnt weigh alot'

'Meat grabs a gun'
"I'll send a rescue team to save you once i reach ACP base"
'seanehawk runs out of jail and into nooblet territory'...

'Meanwhile in an area near where Matt was taken, him and a random person are held captive by the n00bs.'

"So will you tell us what your plan is normal people?"

"Never" says the random guy'

"Turn on the music!" they ordered.

And a Hanahh Montana (I don't care if it's spelled wrong), song comes on the radio.'

'The random dude is so sick of the music his body collapses.'

"It's your turn now" as they point to Matt

"NOOOOOOO!!!"

Suddenly a giant unicorn crashes through the building (or underground building) matt is in.
"JUMP ON!!" Saint yelled. They took off through the air (or ground) flying towards the nearest ACP Base.

"Historylover walks into Giza and says: Whoa Clintos and Meat must have been here!
"Follows Disney n00b blood tracks"
"Ewwww a dead mummy"
"Gets thrown at wall by Disney Brute and passes out."
"finds self in Disney chair being forced to listen to Jonas Brothers Greatest Hits"
"Screams: Meat! Clintos!! ANYONE!!!! HELP!"

'Clintos Wakes up'
"hey, where did the disney n00bs go, hey, a hole in the wall, Meat, that sly dog"
'Clintos jumps on a ATV outside and drives towards an ACP Secret Base'

'But suddenly, foam rockets are being shot by n00bs.'

"Heh, n00bs"

'15 Disney N00bs pull Clint out of the ATV and begin to beat him with toy swords.'

"Time to go old school!"
'Clintos takes a twizzler(licorice) out of his pocket and puts it in him mouth, then takes out a measuring stick and starts spanking and whacking the n00bs'
"Im going the whole 9 yards with this yardstick!"

*wakes up*
*Gets slapped by Walt Disney*
"HEY! NO Disney n00b slaps me and lives!!!!!!!"
*gets out of chair and gets M16 on table*
"OH GREAT! ITS A TOY!"
*turns and sees Disney n00bs surrounding him*
"oops i shouldn't have turned away"
*Sees baseball bat and grabs*
"Alright n00bs! whos first to be history because of History???(Bad pun, LOL)"
*Obese Disney n00b runs over and gets face blown in by Bat*
*Historylover beats living heck out of Disney n00bs*
*sees disney n00b cowering in Corner*
"n00b says: Please!! Dont hurt meh! I'm Walt's son!!"
*n00b shows face and turns out to be Walt's son*
"Well i'll be darned......"
"n00b says: Thank you sir!!!"
"No No No mr. n00b! I meant i'll be darned i had a Colt 45 in my pocket this whole time!"
*Shoots n00b point blank in head*
*Finds exit and sees Disney park staff Golf Cart*
"Oh no, im im im IN DISNEYLAND!!!!!!!!"
*Gets in cart and sees sign in Morse Code saying: ACP SECRET BASE*
"This better not be a Disney trick."
*Walks into base and sees Meat and Clintos*
"Sorry guys, I got sidetracked by a bunch of Disney n00bs and BTW I did shoot Walt's son's n00bish face!"

"heh heh, no problem, I got tied up with em too, I think they were diciplined with Measuring Sticks because it turns out they are very effective against the younger n00bs"

"Yeah they were a doozie"
*Looks at ACP jeep*
"Looks like we have a ride to get into Disney n00b territory!"
*History gets in jeep and puts poster on Jeep's hood saying: Disney n00bs beware! You're in for a scare!!!*
*Looks through binoculars and sees ACP soldiers fighting Mwa Mwa and Disney n00bs and sees n00bs jumping out of flaming Disney jeep and burn up*
"Look at em burn!!!!"
*Clintos gets in jeep*
*History drives jeep with Clintos and a few ACP support gunners boarding*
*Drives by Plaza and sees troops storming the Pet Shop and coming out with captured Mwa Mwas*
"Heh, n00bs caught in there own base, I sort of feel sorry for those Mwa Mwas"
*Clintos and onboard soldiers look at History in shock*
"Ha ha, fooled ya"
*Drives to battle in Snow Forts ACP vs.n00b brutes*

Edit 3-8-09: Ehhhh is anyone going to post after this? It's been a week. Anybody there?

Historylover wrote:

"Yeah they were a doozie"
*Looks at ACP jeep*
"Looks like we have a ride to get into Disney n00b territory!"
*History gets in jeep and puts poster on Jeep's hood saying: Disney n00bs beware! You're in for a scare!!!*
*Looks through binoculars and sees ACP soldiers fighting Mwa Mwa and Disney n00bs and sees n00bs jumping out of flaming Disney jeep and burn up*
"Look at em burn!!!!"
*Clintos gets in jeep*
*History drives jeep with Clintos and a few ACP support gunners boarding*
*Drives by Plaza and sees troops storming the Pet Shop and coming out with captured Mwa Mwas*
"Heh, n00bs caught in there own base, I sort of feel sorry for those Mwa Mwas"
*Clintos and onboard soldiers look at History in shock*
"Ha ha, fooled ya"
*Drives to battle in Snow Forts ACP vs.n00b brutes*

Edit 3-8-09: Ehhhh is anyone going to post after this? It's been a week. Anybody there?

Ummmm Have anyone remembered about dis topic? I had to dust the cobwebs off this post LOLZ