"Destroy Boomer" RPG

"fine by me if you want to make it your pet"
'Clintos slowly exits the room'

The TACO DRAGON circles the castle twenty seven times before landing on the tippity top of the highest tower.
"Wow look at the veiw!" Saint exclaimed.
Below was a giant mushroom cloud and farther off in the distance a forest was on fire.
"Just beautiful, right, TACO DRAGON?"
The TACO DRAGON just blinks and eats another taco from Saint's stash

Once upon a time, a boy lived in a world, where cookie monsters stole cookies from the cookie jars of good little boys and girls in a galaxy far, far away...

Well to make a short story long....

Some n00b has kgism powahs of the cookie, the guest, and the sparkely parachute and defeats all the cookie monsters and stuff

the end!

"Hooray!!!" Saint screamed over hearing the story
She climbed through the nearest window to look for boomermaybe he wants a taco

we need to find boomer and end this, I found a carnival in the basement but we cant go in, orders from boomer, but if hes dead the order ends!

"Okay, lets use the Taco bom shell i invented 2 seconds ago!" Saint said while tying the shell onto the door.

I hope hes inside or this will not be good...

Balloon watches TomY get in a fetal position through the security screens and laughes his head of for a few secounds.

Well he is on the floor wriggling with laughter he bumps a shelf and all the contents fall on the floor.

Unfortuonatly for Balloon the walls of the castle are just wood painted gray to look like stone.

TomY stands up opens the hatch to an attics. They all go up and find the security room.

Hey!!! You!! Wheres Boomer???? He slaps balloon a few times

You wont get me to tell you anything!! Says balloon

O yeah? Said TomY How bout I open this can of soda and drink it in front of you? TomY pulls out a can of soda from is coat.

Balloon gasps You wouldnt ......

"oh here take this one Tom"
'throws a coke can at Tom'
"theres a vending machine down the hall if you need more, we will have to thank boomer for the refreshements when we find him"

can i join???

'pops out of a trapdoor in the celing'
"Ello Tom and umm who are you guys???"
"I just found the Boomeroomer Tracker!"
"man those cp cheaters today! they can track anyone!" 'whispers' "Maybe even a coke truck!!! ;D"

"lol maybe"
"get a computer, lets find boomah"

Finds boomer in a room on ACP Chat. "Hey Boomer!" Saint walks out of the room.