ACP Attack

[rap you ho i wanted to make that a long battle with me flying all over and running over UMA on the ground]

I took off in my F-14 backed up with some elite pilots on our way to a UMA air base for a raid

"Lets get these ******* and send em to hell boys!"

[sorry about censored ]

[Then a nurse (an extremely hot one, might I add) asked me if I needed anything, I was tempted to say
"Your phone number would be nice." " LMAO xDDDD]

Flying my own personal fighter jet (Excuse me for not being an expert in fighter planes), I scout out UMA's base, being very careful not to be seen. Fumbling with the radio, I call Kt anxiously, eager for an update. "Kt, how are we doing? How are Boomer and Mitch?"

[Figured I'd get some kind of response from that post from you XD]

I pick up the radio and say to Fox
"Kt's busy on his smoke break." She says to me
"Don't you get a break too?" I reply to her
"This is my break." She replies to me
"Aww, you mean talking to me is your break? That's sweet Rap, but" I interrupt her saying
"No, I meant that Ktman being away is my break." Fox responds with an
"Oh." Then we were quiet for a few seconds.
"Ok Fox, Boomer and Mitch are both in the cafe eating some greasy crap, Ktman doesn't smoke, he went to ask Saint for clearance for me to join you in the air." Fox says to me surprisingly
"You can fly?" I reply saying
"No, unmanned airplanes. They're like video games" Fox responds with another
"Oh." I get clearance, and fly away to Fox's location. I look on the screen seeing no enemy in sight. I see a watterfall, a mountain, a lake, a rainbow and horses in a field.
"Umm... Fox, what are you doing?" I ask, she responds with
"Oh, hi Rap. What? I can't enjoy the scenery?" I say to her
"No, I just thought you needed help." Fox says
"No, I just wanted someone here to comfort me." I ask her
"Are you freaking kidding me?" Fox giggles.
"Well, I have a hot nurse to call, I'll see you later."

[ since this is 20 years in the future... in 32 xD]

i walk out of the base in Snow Fort City, pausing to take in all of the activity. "wow, somthings gonna happen" i say. "yes sir, somthings goin to happen! The leaders are coming!" a soldier says.
"Great, lock room 12 on level -3." i say to a technician. "Why?" he asks, "Because my room's a mess" i relpy. "Also, get the AA guns and turrets prepared, i have a feeling we might need them." i say. "ummm ok" he replies.

["Giggles"? "GIGGLES"? I do not GIGGLE, Rap. (D)]

"Ugh, okay it's time to stop thinking 'bout Mitchy.. oh and Boomer of course," I mutter to myself. "And hey, wait, WHEN'S MY BREAK?" I carefully land between a couple of trees and shut off my music, wincing when my precious iPod goes blank. (I so wish I had an iPod.)
Walking closer to UMA base, I spot Pie and a couple guards talking at the front. "What the..." I sneak closer, straining to hear what they're saying.
"Rap, I see Pie," I hiss into my walkie-talkie. "I can't hear what he's saying, let me just..." I climb into a nearby tree, shimmying up the slim trunk until I'm hidden in the leafy top.
"I don't care, soldier. You have to find their leader and capture her. Now," Pie says angrily.
"RAP!" I whisper into my walkie-talkie. "RAP, THEY'RE GONNA GET SAINT! RAP?"
I can't hear how the guards respond, so I climb carefully to the very top branch of the tree.
"Okay, I think I can hear them," I whisper, softer now. "Maybe I can climb down and hide in a-" With a loud shriek, I fall out of the tree and land right in front of Pie and the guards.
"Uh..." I stare at Pie with wide eyes. "Hey guys, whatcha doin'? It's your old buddy Foxtails, remember me?"
"Foxtails, yes I remember you. Boys, you can take her to a cell, I'm sure she'll be a nice substitute for Saint." Pie grins.
"Oh, no, no. See I'm nothing like Saint at all. Yeah I'm just a petty little soldier with a short temper and..." I trail off, knowing it won't get me anywhere.
"Let's go Foxtails." The guards eye me suspiciously, as if miffed that they only had to capture a clumsy girl rather than Saint. I glower at them and stick my tongue out. The guards lead me to a normal cell, not at all the pretty one they'd surely prepared for Saint.
"You'll NEVER get out of this one." The older guard sneers.
"Yeah, never!" The younger one mimics the smirk.
"Aw, crap, I was really counting on Oagal to save me," I sigh dramatically. "Oh well..."
The little one eyes me again suspiciously. "Aren't you Boomer's girlfriend?"
"No, I'm Oagal's girlfriend uh.. Michaela," I lie smoothly.
"What happened to Foxtails?"
"She died earlier." I wince.
The older one laughs. "YOU get to tell Boomer. I'LL tell Pie."
"I ALWAYS have to deliver the bad news. YOU always get to deliver the good news." The younger one scowls.
"No," the older says. "You're telling Boomer, that's SO good news."
I slip out behind them while they argue, stifling laughs. I love tricking dumb people.

[Woah, I was really on a roll tonight O_O]

I would like to join this roleplay thingy. You guys can just pretend im one of the dumb soilders that you boss around.

Robin888 wrote:

I would like to join this roleplay thingy. You guys can just pretend im one of the dumb soilders that you boss around.

I was going to do that to you anyway...

'5 hours after fox was captured'

"Hey have you seen Fox?" i ask Boomer on my cellphone [ if i had one =( ]
"No, why are you asking?" Boomer replies "Because she's been gone for 5 hours and was only supposed to be gone for 2" i told him
"oh" he says "Great! Why'd i have to tell Boomer!" i think "Uhhh Yeah, bye Bomer!" i say then hang up the phone "Where is she....i wonder if she was caught" i mumble

suddenly clintos falls out of the sky and lands in a bush beside waddle

"Those bums shot my plane... oh and I know where fox is, I found the GPS locator, follow me"

[I wish we could swear in this, makes it so much more like war]

I hear over the intercom that a General has been taken hostage by enemy forces. I ask the Ktman, who got captured? He says to me
"General Foxtails." Then a tidal wave of guilt goes through me. I say to Ktman,
"I was responsible for Foxtails, I was flying the jet plane to her. It's my fault. Now I must go save her." I dash down the halls and get in a humvee. I start it's engine and dash off to the UMA base Foxtails is in.

"uhh clint do you want to ride in the most advanced millitary vehicle? and find fox?" i ask him
"ok" clint replies
'we get into a striker and follow the gps's signal'
"A UMA Base?" i say
"oh great"clint says
"oh and waddle why are you carying a flashlight?" he asks
"This isn't a flashlight it's a FMG 9, a fold up machine gun"i tell him
"I want one!"he says

[no, I want my Ak-47, not a silly FMG]

'tosses grenade over wall'

'explosion and tons of soldiers flying around'

"ladies first"

'pushes waddle into the fort'

[heh heh heh]

His voice crackles over the walkie talkie, "I want the deed done within a week, Batintrenche."
I am still stunned, I do not know whom I am talking with but I do know he is serious and means business. "No... WAY!"
"If you Fail this test then we will have you executed."
"I do not care if you kill me because I just want this war won!!! And I will not help a corrupt side."
"Well, I'll tell you though, that I can get to all your 'friends'. Dragon, Bluey, Axe, Packer, Nosey, Klug snd many other people can be killed. You just need to kill Saint."
A moment of silence comes after.
"Will be done... sir."
"Good"

[ im not a lady clintos ]

'i see a few Umas' "uh hi guys!" i say 'I openup my FMG and shoot all of them then shoot a RPG at the wall above the door' "those boulders will keep them busy for a while" i say
"Not really Waddle" someone says 'I feel a gun's barrel in my back' "hi pie?" i say "Hello Waddle,,," he replies "TAKE THIS ACP TO THE JAIL!" Pie says as my weapons are taken by UMA soldiers
'the UMAs drag me to a elevator "second prisoner today." one of the UMAs complain "so, Fox is here!" i think

[I know ]

I see a sign that says "Underground Mafias Army Federal Prison 2 Miles Ahead". I found it convenient, stopped the humvee, and walked in a direction away from the road. The bad thing about the UMA is that their federal prison, as well as their main headquarters were underground, thus their name. I was walking to a hill, surrounded by a wall. I was walking into a swamp. Where the UMA possibly have land mines. I know the UMA have 2 different types of land mines. One will set off and boom, you're dead. Another one paralyzes you so you can be taken captive. I supposed that there was a mixture of both, and tried to stay as quiet and aware as possible. I use a remote control to tell a robobike (a remote controlled motorcycle) and have it zoom down the road toward the main gate at full speed. I hear it crash and I hear some commotion. I'm using a hearing aid designed for these kind of operations. Right now I'm hidden under a rock. My plan was that when they'd hear the crash everyone would go investigate, which they did. I start digging using a drill from my backpack. When I reach some concrete I plant a small bomb on it. It explodes and I'm able to get in the underground prison. I was in the supply room, where they keep all the food and water and other necessities. I tell HQ I'm in. If I walk out of the hallway the security cameras will see me. When I tell that to HQ they tell me to abort the mission. I don't. HQ thinks I do. I call an old friend to tap the cameras and make them see nothing. I go out the hallway and step into the prisoner hold. I see a red dot on my head.
"Freeze Rapidy." I'm shell shocked from the voice.
"What are you doing here? Throwing yourself into my prison?" Someone familiar walks up to me, tazes me, and cuffs me. Then he throws me into the same cell as Foxtails and Waddlebox.

[oh gosh the cell is gettin full now xD]

I walk into the acp's capital buliding... thomas and dragon are there to greet me.
"Hello Batin, is there something you need?" says thom
"Uhh yeah could you send me to Saint"
"no, she is strategizing with Bluey currently."
"I need to see here NOW!!!"
Draggy stops me, "stop before you do something stupid batin..."
Saint walks in, "Let him see me."
"yes ma'am" Both say
I walk into the room with her
"what is it you want Batin?"
I say nothing.
"Batintrenche I dont have time for this."
I pull a swiss army knife from my pocket and open it.
"WHAT?"
"I'm sorry", i say.
"N-no you can't d-do this y-you'll be arrested..."
I drop the knife
"That knife was supposed to end your life Saint..."
I continue
"He s-said he'd kill m-my freinds if I didnt do this. Im srry"
"Who said that batin"
"I-I don't know... IM SO SRRY!" I start sobbing
A knock on the door follows, "Are you two alright in there?"
"Yeah, we'll be fine just give us a sec."
"Right." The person walks away.
Saint whispers to me, "No one needs to know about this Batin, and I'll keep your friends safe, dont you worry. In the mean time I'll send some SSACP on the mission to find this person. You have some rest here Batin."
After this I walk out and blahdyblahdyblah and the story will continue later...

Ok, so I'm in jail and nobody knows it because HQ things I'm headed back to them. I really screwed myself up this time. I ask for a computer with internet access so I can waste time playing games online. They strangely agree and hand me a crappy IBM Thinkpad with Windows 95 on it. It also came with Dial Up. I gave up already about playing Soldier Front. The thing would barely show the start screen. I decided to throw it at the guards. Hit him right on the head and wouldn't break. Those thinkpads are sturdy :D

HEY! the guard says What'd you do that for?
Rap doesnt reply
"stupid acp" the guard grumbes as he kicks the thinkpad back into the cell
"Rap,can i see your thinkpad?" i ask "Sure" he responds
'I smash it and re-do the wires' "its a pipebomb" i whisper to fox and rap
'I slide the bomb in a hole by the lock'

3,2,1, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
'a big explosion shakes the jail' "The lock broke!" one of the guards yell
'rap knocks him out and we take his weapons'

"Lets go" rap says

[Wow.. Bat.. sounds so.. me-ish.]

"Ah, yes, the mysterious ticking noise," I say sarcastically. "Ooh, sweet, is that a bow? I thought they didnt use these things anymore!" I fiddle with the bow, my favorite weapon ever since I was little, and the arrow flies to who-knows-where. "Um, I'll be right back," I tell Rap.
I find the arrow only a few yards down, and notice a big fancy door. "Ooh, this must lead SOMEWHERE," I whisper to myself, letting my curiousity take the lead and shove against the door.
"Going somewhere, Foxtails?" a familiar voice says behind me. Unmistakably Pie.
Damn.
"Hey, Pie." I muster my favorite "isn't-this-a-hilarious-joke?" grin and let it fall when Pie doesn't respond. "Lemme guess," I mutter. "I'm toast."
"Ohhh yeah."
"Let me guess again-you're gonna take me into this big fancy questioning room."
"Correct again. How'd you know?"
"I've been in enough Nacho interrogation sessions to figure it out." [Okay, so I wrote them all. Shut up and let's pretend that all happened for me.]
Pie grins and unlocks the door. "Ladies first."
I stick my tongue out and walk in, noticing a crappy wooden chair for me and some big nice poofy chair for Pie. I sit in the crap chair and lean on the wooden desk in front of it. "What do you want, Pie." I don't say it like a question, because personally I don't want to know.
"Well, as you know we had a.. certain source.. threaten Batintrenche, correct?"
I nodded. "I don't like where this is going, Pie." I scowled.
He ignored me. "So, I'm giving up on that source, and I'd like to ask you the same thing. Of course, because we know of your insane loyalty for ACP and Saint, we have four.. particular... friends we will be zoning in on." He fished four profiles out of the desk. I recognized each: Boomer, Pack, Mitch, and Meat.
I chewed my lip. I knew Meat and Boomer would be heavily guarded, but I wasn't so sure about Pack or Mitch. Of course, I would take all measures necessary to protect them all, but would that be enough?
"You're on, Pie." I grinned evilly, knowing Pie would misread the motives behind the grin. "I never liked that Saint much anyway." I thanked my lucky stars I'd always been a good liar.
"Good luck, Fox." Oh, of course, I was "Fox" now that I was ACP's little traitor, as far as he knew.
"Can I borrow a yellow jet?"
He laughed. "Of course."

Robin888 wrote:
I would like to join this roleplay thingy. You guys can just pretend im one of the dumb soilders that you boss around.

Rapidy wrote:
I was going to do that to you anyway...

Ha ha ha very funny.

The totally awesome jet is even faster than my private pink one, apparently Pie is anxious for Saint's head on a silver platter. Too bad, Pie.
Just as before, Thom and Draggy are guarding the capital building. I smile smoothly. My face must betray no emotion whatsoever.
"Hey, Fox," Thom greets me.
"Hello Thom. May I see Saint?"
"Um.. I think she's planning something with Meat and Dry at the moment, and we really don't want a repeat of..." he trails off and shudders. The whole Batin incident chilled us all.
The mention of Meat reminds me of my mission. "But Thom, I have absolutely crucial information that Saint must hear immediately."
"If you say so, Fox." He shrugs.
"Thank you." I bounce past him to knock on the big fancy door that reminds me quite a bit of Pie's questioning room.
"Hello?" Saint opens up the door. "Oh, hi Fox. Please, sit down."
"Hello, Saint. I've got bad news." I sit down, barely aware of Dry and Meat arguing in the corner.
"Yes?"
"Well, I've been ordered to do exactly as Batintrenche attempted to do."
Meat's at Saint's side in an instant. Dry's head shoots up to stare at me.
"Meat, seriously, chill, do you honestly think I would betray Saint?"
"No, but I didn't think Batin would either."
"Alright, do you think I'd betray you? Who was it that PCed me thinking I liked him?" I laugh. The stupid conversation seems so far away. (And, as embarrassed as I was, I'd give anything to be chatting with Meat about awkward stuff than chatting to Saint about being ordered to kill her.)
"She wouldn't betray us," Saint decides. "Not for the world, right Fox?"
"Exactly. Now, I have a plan. I will tell Pie that I killed Saint, then kill him. 'Sorry Pie, Saint's orders' and that crap."
"Well, that would be good for ACP and it might just work."
"So I'll get right on that."

Right as Foxtails finishes his sentence, I come bouncing through the open door. [I came in with full CG and rucksack with a SA80 And a M110- SASS strapped to my back with a Colt Mag .45 strapped to my right leg and a KA-BAR strapped to my left leg.]
"Hey fellas! I just got back from training with the French Foreign Legion. I learned tons of new novelty skills. I can hog tie a guy with a toothbrush by his nose. Useless, but a good experience... Anyways i heard about the UMA base explosion and Pie almost getting Batintrenche to cut Saint's guts out. Anyways, got any combat assignments i can work with you guys on?"

I was hiding behind fox the entire time she was talking. I finally step out of the dark and say to Redscout
"Woah man, where'd you get all those weapons? If you got back from french training, why would they give you an american sniper rifle?"