ACP's Civil War

Rapidy returns to the Comrades base.

"Shab, I think those loyalists are retarded. Aber and Jedi must've taught them to be retarded, it probably spread around from themselves. Ugh, how's Boomer going"

Shab:"Our doctors think he doesn't have too much longer. He says he wants to see Fox for some reason, but she's a loyalist."

"We can arrange something. Prepare the helicopter."

"Gosh, I wonder WHY the heck Boomer wants to see me. Clueless morons... Ooh, I get a HELICOPTER? Wait. Ahhhh crap, what'd the doctor say? Alright lemme see that first post Matt, I wanna see who exactly fired that gun, and I'ma kick their a$$."

[Lawl, if it turns out to be Shab he's gonna feel so bad xD Or me, that wouldn't be too good..."

"Um, someone remind me who's on my side here? Clint? ANYONE?"

"Hello Foxtails. We lied. Boomer does not want to see you. We want you to join the Comrades. You're very welcome here. We're offering you a high rank with a high salary. If you don't accept, the consequences are high."
A guard pulls out a Desperado.
"Ahh, the Desperado, the most powerful secondary weapon for close quarters combat. It has enhanced its mobility by shortening its size. 4 bullets of high power. It can blow your head off with one shot to the brain.

What do you say Fox?"

"Dude, you really didn't need the ahem "encouragement." Wait, you LIED? YOU SON OF A... ah well, welcome me to the comrades." [Sorry, Loyalists, Rap's got Boomer, and that's more than enough to make me join xD]

"Stupid comrades. That's all we need is to lose more soldiers..." Saint said, annoyed, "Where is my big red button?"

"Welcome to the Comrades, Foxtails. Here, you can do whatever you want. Whatever you need is right around the corner. This is Comrade Central.

I lied again! Boomer did want to see you! What're you waiting for? He wants to see you."

[Rap, lie one more time and I'm putting hemlock in your water. (D)]

*Glares at Rap* "Uh-huh.."

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'suddenly me and 50 other Loyalist's blast through the roof, killing everyone inside exept Rapidy, Boomer, Fox and Shab, the 4 comrades are surrounded'

"Hello Again"

'The loyalist soldeirs take away every weapon the 4 comrades have'

"I see you have betrayed us fox"

'I take out 2 Desert Eagles, I aim 1 at fox and the other at rapidy, the other loyalists aim at shab, rapidy or fox, our docters take boomer out of the pile and tend to any wounds he has'

i brought out my bag of bombs and ninja cats and aimed a cat at shab shab said YOWCH THAT HURT !!!!! well then i said i did good i petted the ninja cat and put it back in the bag i used a bomb to free some loyalist soldiers that were in prison cells i gave them guns and ninja cats so witch one is next

Reveals true form as the one true GOD reverses time to right when the loyalists attack and make it a draw. Then, because he is tired, he decides to go on vacation for the next turn. No one is kicked (amazingly) in the attack so the loyalists were able to retreat sucessfully.

Remaining Loyalists can either:

A. Become a comrade and get to be on Boomer's side and get free candy and pie.
B. Stay a loyalist and be only half the size of the comrades but have rockhopper on your side

PLOT TWIST!!!!!!!
Comrades have captured Oagal to help them plan attacks

realy free candy

Don't forget the pie!

hmm
i don't know

decide for me say 2 for me to join comrades say 1 for me to stay a loyalist

I join comrades!

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'steals and reconfigures rap's easy button, presses and it kills every comrade except boomer and oagal and takes away shabs god powers before killing him'

*robot finds my secret undo button and presses it*
"UNDO!" the button yelled.
"Who pressed the easy button?" I ask. I glare at clint. He dies because I'm so awesome.

your dead and your robot is a comrade so it is dead too, so no undo

You still died due to my awesomeness.

so then no one won lol

Yeah, but I'm still awesome.

ya but so is your grave

*Uses godly powers to predict Clint doing this. Sends manbearpig after clint and distracts him which in turn makes it not happen and clint is now lost in the wilderness trying to find the way out and hoping the manbearpig doesn't find him.