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PostSubject: Yo mama jokes   Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:17 am

post all your Yo mama jokes here! lol!

I'll give one:

Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped on the rainbow, she made skittles!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:18 am

Yo Mamma so poor, when she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving."

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:20 am

lol!
yo mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!
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PostSubject: Yo mama joke   Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:22 pm

Yo mama is so small she went to get her ear pierced, so the guy put the earing in and she got shot!
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PostSubject: Yo Mammas   Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:46 pm

Yo mamma's so fat that when she got on the Titanic it sunk.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:55 pm

your only supposted to say one, we need people to have something to say Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:17 pm

Clintos007 wrote:
your only supposted to say one, we need people to have something to say Shocked
Yup i deleted all but one of his to make it fun for other people.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:22 pm

good job meat SCAWYFACE2000
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PostSubject: YOU DID IT!!!!   Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:54 pm

Thankyou for deleting my neverending yo mamma.
I want people to have somthing to say, i am sorry.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:37 am

yo mama so fat, when she puts on a yellow raincoat people in the street shout to her "taxi!"
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:33 pm

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to arrange her m&ms in alphabetical order.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:48 pm

Yo mama so skinny, she hula-hoops with a cheerio lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:24 am

yo mamas so old one of her pets was on noah's ark

yo mamas so poor people rob her house for practice

yo mamas so stupid i found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:23 am

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it dialed her phone number.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:34 pm

Yo Mamma so stupid, she thought she could make babies by kissing.

(yes, I know, that one was bad.)

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:59 am

Yo mamma so stupid, she stole a free hockey stick and turned herself in.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:43 pm

Coollove152 wrote:
Yo mamma so stupid, she stole a free hockey stick and turned herself in.

wait, why is it a hockey stick?
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:11 pm

It should be a balloon like spongebob XD

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:02 am

Yo momma so ugly she went into a ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals" lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:51 pm

Yo momma so fat when she went in the water 2 things happened
1. giant wave (su - naw- me) or however its spelt came in
2.the whales in the water started singing "we are family, even though your fatter than me!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:52 pm

cooltiger413 wrote:

1. giant wave (su - naw- me) or however its spelt came in

Tsunami.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:15 pm

yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and her head hit the moon
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:03 pm

Yo mama so fat that her butt got stuck on the world's LARGEST TOILET!
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