Yo mama jokes

post all your Yo mama jokes here!

I'll give one:

Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped on the rainbow, she made skittles!

Yo Mamma so poor, when she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving."

yo mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!

Yo mama is so small she went to get her ear pierced, so the guy put the earing in and she got shot!

Yo mamma's so fat that when she got on the Titanic it sunk.

your only supposted to say one, we need people to have something to say

good job meat

Thankyou for deleting my neverending yo mamma.
I want people to have somthing to say, i am sorry.

Meat: it's ok

yo mama so fat, when she puts on a yellow raincoat people in the street shout to her "taxi!"

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to arrange her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so skinny, she hula-hoops with a cheerio

yo mamas so old one of her pets was on noah's ark

yo mamas so poor people rob her house for practice

yo mamas so stupid i found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it dialed her phone number.

Yo Mamma so stupid, she thought she could make babies by kissing.

(yes, I know, that one was bad.)

Yo mamma so stupid, she stole a free hockey stick and turned herself in.

It should be a balloon like spongebob XD

Yo momma so ugly she went into a ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals"

Yo momma so fat when she went in the water 2 things happened
1. giant wave (su - naw- me) or however its spelt came in
2.the whales in the water started singing "we are family, even though your fatter than me!

yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and her head hit the moon

Yo mama so fat that her butt got stuck on the world's LARGEST TOILET!